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OBAMA CALLS FOR GENERAL STRIKE
Borrowing from a time-honored tradition in many Socialist countries, Barack Obama has called for all citizens to absent themselves from work or university on November 4 in order to cast their votes for him.
At a campaign stop in Ohio, Joe Biden was asked if such a widespread movement might have a negative effect on the national economy. He replied, “That’s bogus! Who writes your questions? I’m not going to dignify such malarkey by answering that.”
Later, a campaign spokesman offered that what Comrade Biden meant to say was, “Listen, the economy is in such bad shape that one more hit on November 4 isn’t going to make any difference.”
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U.S. SET TO ELECT FIRST SOCIALIST PRESIDENT
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As his awe inspriring campaign approaches its day of glory, the editor of EYE ON OBAMA wishes to join the countless other media outlets that have proclaimed the election of Barack Hussein Obama as President of these United (at least for now) States.
Comrade Obama is expected to address a gathering of editors and reporters in the former Rose Garden of the White House, recently re-constructed as a basketball court. EYE ON OBAMA has learned our esteemed comrade will offer his thanks to the admiring gaggle of “newspeople” for their efforts in downplaying his Socialist “spread the wealth” scheme, as well as his plans to add a “fairness” amendment to the Constitution. It is expected that he will offer a special ”shout-out” to MSNBC for their extraordinary “show-the-love” campaign. Comrade Obama says, “it’s time to show the love back” to the failing cable network by giving them special consideration at all White House events. “Provided, of course,” he says, “that they continue to eschew criticism or tough questioning of his office or anyone in his Cabinet.
In another section of his address, Comrade Obama admits that he was against any mention of The First Socialist President or his ties to Socialist philosophy during the campaign, but now that he’s elected he says, “No problem. The fact of the matter is since Bill Clinton has already usurped the title of ‘The First Black President,’ I needed a cool title for my own self. Know ‘m sayin?”
Comrade Joe Biden, newly elected Vice President and Plagiarizer-in-Chief has already commented on the media’s “brown-nosing” of the new Administration. In oratory typical of Biden, he said, “You guys have helped Barack and me prove that old Abe Lincoln was wrong. You can fool most of the people. So, we’re going to need your help again when we try to figure out how many of the citizens we can get away with taxing up the old kazoo.”
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