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OBAMA: “I KNOW NOTHING…”
Presumptive president Barack Obama said he knows nothing about his aunt’s illegal immigration status. This, in response to an Associated Press report that Obama’s aunt had been ordered to leave the country four years ago by an immigration judge who rejected her request for asylum from her native Kenya.
The campaign questioned the timing of the disclosure just three days before the election.
“I think people are suspicious about stories that surface in the last 72 hours of a national campaign,” David Axelrod, Obama’s chief media strategist told reporters. “And I think they’re … going to put it in that context.”
OBAMA CAMPAIGN CONCERNED ABOUT UNDECIDED HAMAS AND EL KAEDA VOTERS
Barack Obama today dispatched Rashid Khalidi, former member of the PLO, to urge undecided members of both terrorist groups to swing their support to Obama. “While many of these great freedom fighters have already voiced their support,” Obama said, “we need to convince the balance of them to back us.”
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OBAMA CALLS FOR GENERAL STRIKE
Borrowing from a time-honored tradition in many Socialist countries, Barack Obama has called for all citizens to absent themselves from work or university on November 4 in order to cast their votes for him.
At a campaign stop in Ohio, Joe Biden was asked if such a widespread movement might have a negative effect on the national economy. He replied, “That’s bogus! Who writes your questions? I’m not going to dignify such malarkey by answering that.”
Later, a campaign spokesman offered that what Comrade Biden meant to say was, “Listen, the economy is in such bad shape that one more hit on November 4 isn’t going to make any difference.”
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Obama Campaign to Worshipers: Ditch Work and School on Election Day for “The One.”
Obama Campaign: Ditch Work on Election Day for Obama
Obamamessiah to His Flock: Skip School, Work on Election Day for The Chosen One
