OBAMA CALLS FOR GENERAL STRIKE
Borrowing from a time-honored tradition in many Socialist countries, Barack Obama has called for all citizens to absent themselves from work or university on November 4 in order to cast their votes for him.
At a campaign stop in Ohio, Joe Biden was asked if such a widespread movement might have a negative effect on the national economy. He replied, “That’s bogus! Who writes your questions? I’m not going to dignify such malarkey by answering that.”
Later, a campaign spokesman offered that what Comrade Biden meant to say was, “Listen, the economy is in such bad shape that one more hit on November 4 isn’t going to make any difference.”
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